* whiskey * women * weed *
What's Old man liver's deal...And OML for president....WTF?!
curious about OML?
here's my scoop - in my own words ...
background?
I was born in a small town near a bigger small town that's about 100 miles from the middle of nowhere, Louisiana. After graduating from The Farm (Louisiana State Penitentiary "Angola"), I moved from La. to L.A. and became a musician, author, successful entrepreneur. Eventually I moved from CA to Nevada, the only state that allows prostitution and 24 hour bars/casinos. Now I'm excess drinkin', serial cankin' and over smokin' in Vegas and lovin' every minute of it. Whiskey, Women, Weed !!
do for a livin'?
I drink for a living. I also have a world famous bar, the Pioneer Saloon, a record company, a book, a special events company, a real estate company, music, podcasts, my own branded food & beverage items, and a bunch of other business shit. I also play guitar in the band, Earlydawn.
religion?
I practice a mix between Haitian Vodou and Tattoine Jedi.
idols?
Scooby & Shaggy, Happy Days' The Fonz, Doc Holiday (as portrayed in the movie Tombstone), Arthur (drunk dude from the movie), Hawkeye & Trapper (M*A*S*H), MC Gusto of CB4, Cheech & Chong, Fast Times' Jeff Spicoli, and Han Solo (the one from the planet, Corellia). Sure, they may all be basically fictional characters, but they are certainly the greatest influences of my life and made me who I am today - besides my dad of course.
musical Influences?
I grew up listening to and inspired by Johann Sebastian Bach, Ludwig van Beethoven, The Beatles, Elvis , Les Paul, Rip Torn, Stab Master Arson of CB4, the jazzy tunes in Fallout: New Vegas, John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne, George Jones, George Strait, Curious George, and the theme song from the Muppets. But, Hall & Oats is my God... or my Gods, rather.
likes
WHISKEY, WOMEN, WEED! ...and also: salt, bacon, cigarettes, brown sugar, flake, Biphetamine, Molly, roofies, GHB, Special K, vodka, angel dust, salvia divinorum, Triple C, buttons, shrooms, LSD-25, white wine, poppers, Deca-Durabolin, black tar, Propofol, Krokodil, Flakka, Nyquil, shakers, dusty rollers, dark beer, Desomorphine , vitamin D, ayahuasca, peyote, Methyltestosterone, laudanum, bold flavored coffee, mistle toe, cattle guard, catnip, deep ellum, asbestos, Lisinopril, apt #3, warm blankets, Viagra, chalk, Minority Report (the movie), Vicodin, Demerol, Champaign (for morning headaches), lesbians, fire & pound cakes .
dislikes
marriage, work, HR depts., neck ties, dry counties, wet leaves, blue laws, mocktails.
any goals you still want to achieve?
only 3 things left on my "fuck it list";
1) Serve in a political office. Whether President, Governor, Mayor or your local HOA, I'd like the world to simply write me in as I don't have the time to go through normal bureaucratic channels to get on the ballot.
2) Bring back Rock 'n Roll. There are some decent pop artists out there but no Led Zeppelins. When was the last big new rock act? We need great music and guitar heroes back in our lives. What happened to guitar solos? And why don't songs fade out anymore? All good questions.
3) And most importantly... I want to make smoking cool again. I'm not sure why it ever went out of style to begin with. Vaping just doesn't do it for me. I mean...Lungs schmungs! You can't take those with you when you die. But, you can enjoy a tasty fag while you're still alive. BTW, "fag" is an English term for cigarette, you twisted perv!
oml for President? running for every office? wtf?
find out what I stand for. I may be high and drunk but I still make more sense than a lot of the idiots out there.