* whiskey * women * weed *
I was born in a small town near a bigger small town that's about 100 miles from the middle of nowhere, Louisiana. After graduating from The Farm (Louisiana State Penitentiary "Angola"), I moved from La. to L.A. and became a musician, author, successful entrepreneur. Eventually I moved from CA to the only state that allows prostitution and 24 hour bars/casinos. Now I'm excess drinkin', serial cankin' and over smokin' in Vegas and lovin' every minute of it. Whiskey, Women, Weed !!
I practice a mix between Haitian Vodou and Tattoine Jedi.
I grew up listening to and inspired by Johann Sebastian Bach, Ludwig van Beethoven, Cheech & Chong, Johnny Ringo, Rip Torn, and the theme song from the Muppets. But, Hall & Oats is my God... or my Gods, rather.
WHISKEY, WOMEN, WEED! and also cigarettes, brown sugar, flake, Biphetamine, Molly, roofies, GHB, Special K, vodka, angel dust, salvia divinorum, Triple C, buttons, shrooms, LSD-25, white wine, poppers, Deca-Durabolin, black tar, Propofol, crystal methamphetamine, Krokodil, Flakka, Nyquil, shakers, dusty rollers, dark beer, Desomorphine , vitimin D, ayahuasca, peyote, Methyltestosterone, laudanum, bold flavored coffee, missle toe, cattle guard, catnip, Fentanyl, deep ellum, asbestos, Lisinopril, Oxycodone, apt #3, warm blankets, Viagra, chalk, Minority Report (the movie), Vicodin, Demerol, Champaign (for morning headaches), lesbians, fire & pound cakes .
only 3 things left on my "fuck'it list";
1) I want to open my own OML Bar & Grill and carry my own line of condiments - like spices and hot sauce - to compliment my yummy OML Whiskey food and cocktail recipes.
2) I want to run for President of the United States.
3) and most importantly... I want to make smoking cool again. I'm not sure why it ever went out of style to begin with. I mean...Lungs schmungs! You can't take those with you when you die. But, you can enjoy a tasty fag while you're still alive. BTW, "fag" is an English term for cigarette, you twisted perv!
I can explain my whole campaign into these 3 words: simple: make life simple again - for instance, our tax system is too complicated and you shouldn't have to hire an expert just to figure it out. fair: be consistent with everyone and don't let Congress be able to make rules for everyone else but give themselves an exception. fun: true freedom is a blast...wait until you try it!
don't listen to some idiot in Washington listening to big pharma special interests. you can make up your own mind as to what to put in your body. this will also eliminate drug cartels in the meantime...not to mention allow me to not be arrested while I'm going about one of my many hobbies (in the likes section above).
6 years is plenty of time to get things done and without having to run for a second term, special interests won't have the same ability to influence officials. We need to do away with career politicians.
just like you decide when your kids are old enough to see an R-rated movie, you should be able to decide when they are mature enough to drink... or get a job...or anything else for that matter. Shouldn't you make those choices instead of the government? You know your kids better for fux sake! And there are kids out there more mature and responsible at 15 than some of us at 50. So why are there all these magical numbers, 16, 18, 21, 25, etc. where shit supposedly changes overnight? Makes no sense.
prostitution = capitalism + sex. There is nothing bad about either so why wouldn't it be legal... and why the hell is acting in porn films legal....but, if you don't film it, it's called prostitution, which is illegal? Stupid. Like drugs, it could be another thing for the government to get some new taxes.
I would ban blue laws. God doesn't change his mind on the type of alcohol you can drink at certain times of the day on certain days of the week. all nonsense! the U.S. is supposed to be a free country and we should be able to drink whenever we want.
well, my own "Party" Party of course!
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