* whiskey * women * weed *
here's my scoop - in my own words ...
I was born in a small town near a bigger small town that's about 100 miles from the middle of nowhere, Louisiana. After graduating from The Farm (Louisiana State Penitentiary "Angola"), I moved from La. to L.A. and became a musician, author, successful entrepreneur. Eventually I moved from CA to the only state that allows prostitution and 24 hour bars/casinos. Now I'm excess drinkin', serial cankin' and over smokin' in Vegas and lovin' every minute of it. Whiskey, Women, Weed !!
I practice a mix between Haitian Vodou and Tattoine Jedi.
Scooby & Shaggy, Happy Days' The Fonz, Doc Holiday (as portrayed in the movie Tombstone), Arthur (drunk dude from the movie), Hawkeye & Trapper (M*A*S*H), MC Gusto of CB4, Cheech & Chong, Fast Times' Jeff Spicoli, and Han Solo (the one from the planet, Corellia). Sure, they may all be basically fictional characters, but they are certainly the greatest influences of my life and made me who I am today - besides my dad of course.
I grew up listening to and inspired by Johann Sebastian Bach, Ludwig van Beethoven, The Beatles, Elvis , Les Paul, Rip Torn, Stab Master Arson of CB4, the jazzy tunes in Fallout: New Vegas, John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne, George Jones, George Strait, Curious George, and the theme song from the Muppets. But, Hall & Oats is my God... or my Gods, rather.
WHISKEY, WOMEN, WEED! and also salt, bacon, cigarettes, brown sugar, flake, Biphetamine, Molly, roofies, GHB, Special K, vodka, angel dust, salvia divinorum, Triple C, buttons, shrooms, LSD-25, white wine, poppers, Deca-Durabolin, black tar, Propofol, Krokodil, Flakka, Nyquil, shakers, dusty rollers, dark beer, Desomorphine , vitimin D, ayahuasca, peyote, Methyltestosterone, laudanum, bold flavored coffee, missle toe, cattle guard, catnip, deep ellum, asbestos, Lisinopril, apt #3, warm blankets, Viagra, chalk, Minority Report (the movie), Vicodin, Demerol, Champaign (for morning headaches), lesbians, fire & pound cakes .
only 4 things left on my "fuck'it list";
1) I want to build a new kitchen and bathroom building at the amazing and historic bar I recently acquired in a poker game.
2) Run for political office. Whether President, Governor, Mayor or your local HOA, I'd like the world to simply write me in.
3) Bring back Rock 'n Roll. There are some decent pop artists out there but no Led Zeppelins. When was the last big new rock act? We need great music and guitar heroes back in our lives.
4) and most importantly... I want to make smoking cool again. I'm not sure why it ever went out of style to begin with. I mean...Lungs schmungs! You can't take those with you when you die. But, you can enjoy a tasty fag while you're still alive. BTW, "fag" is an English term for cigarette, you twisted perv!